A kleptomaniac I am not, but I did steal this from Uchiha-tsukiko. Because I find myself awfully distracted at the moment. This could be due to:
a) I had a blood test today. I can't stand blood tests; I don't like the sight of my own blood. And they took three vials of the stuff for testing. Had to be done though...
b) My doctor says I might have an infection of the sinuses. This I will happily attribute to my headache.
c) I am tired. But isn't everyone?
d) I am somewhat jumpy...just a bit all over the place really. There is so much to do, yet I can't muster the energy to do it.
Now the pessimism is over! Sorry to have put you through that - onto the quiz!

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea. Muchly, it's good for you, don't you know.
[x] You know what a brolly is. An umbrella. Mine says 'rain' on it so I don't forget what to do with it. Important lesson in life: an umbrella will not support your weight unless you are under five years old.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell. Not often, but occasionally.
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. I do love to be beside the seaside.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. It has meat in it, so that would be a no.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 4/9

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total: 2/10

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10'' I don't know my height in feet; I'm 1m72.
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands. When words fail me.
Total: 2/11

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. I know someone who does...
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (Hasn't everyone?)
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2/9

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon. Only when incredibly silly.
[x] You get short tempered. My worst vice - it generally just bubbles under though.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3/7

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the coloUr green. I like most colours...
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere. (Erm, palms and soles of feet?)
[ ] You have/had freckles. (Faintly)
[ ] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3/10

Asian
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3/9

German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2. I think so...
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 5/7

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey. I actually can't stand it, but I have tried to play. (I try really hard every year we do it in PE, and each year I FAIL)
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2/8

I am very German, somewhat British (I should hope so, if I am who I think), quite Asian, Irish and Russian and a little bit Canadian (have family there), Spanish, Italian and Australian. That was quite enlightening, don't you think?